Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Eff you, Facebook promoters!!!

Dear Promoters:

Before I begin, I would like to let you know that the words on this note DO express my personal views/thoughts. I also disclaim giving a damn at this point. If it offends you, it should. Am I angry? No. Just a bit...er um...tired. Shall we begin? Lets go!

So, you go to sleep on a Tuesday night and your phone rings. Its Pizza Hut. "Hey, _______ I heard you'll be hungry on Saturday. Would you like to come in to this resturant called Pizza Hut?" You are wondering why they called you seeing as its pretty well known in the area....in fact, it makes you not want to go because they seem desperate and business must be.....WAIT, its only TUESDAY!!!! WHY ARE THEY CALLING YOU FOR SATURDAY!?!??!

The next morning, you log in your FB and you see 23902320 messages about events that are (should be known about already) like Saturday........Promoting for well known places like LOVE, FUR, Republic...and (Refer to first paragraph) in fact, it makes you not want to go because they seem desperate and business must be.....WAIT, its only TUESDAY!!!! WHY ARE THEY MESSAGING YOU FOR SATURDAY!?!??! I used to be like, hey thats annoying...but now I effin LOATHE most of the promoters I know. Frankly, some I know and I still dont give a damn - I'm about to delete them. SO to all the promoters here are some guidelines/rules you should abide by:

1. Stop mass messaging/inviting. You'd get further inviting 20 people PERSONALLY vs carelessly SPAMMING your "Friend" list.

2. There is such thing as over-promotion. If you are going to do something, research it and do it right.

3. If you have a team...be on one MF'in page. Don't have Jay send me something at 2, Connie send me something at 8 and Ted sending me something at 11. OMG You all are so annoying and I hate you all....

4. (In reference to the top paragraphs) Stop begging people to come out to places. If people want to go out. They will either: Go where they want or ASK YOU to put them on. They know who you are so stop looking desperate. PEOPLE KNOW WHAT PIZZA HUT IS!!!!! IF THEY WANT PIZZA IT MAY BE MOTHEREFFING PAPA JOHNS SO GET OFF MY BACK!!!!

5. I personally want most of you to fail at this and give up so that FB can be a great place.

6. Get rid of our emails.

7. For once, use the BC function on your emails if you ARE going to use it.

8. If you own a company, invest in radio promotion or other mediums VS badgering your "clients"

9. Think of us as clients...not numbers

10. Do you really have to make groups AND events on here?...

11. People don't really even club anymore, they want a personal experience. Bars and lounges....let me know what bar is poppin and we MAY go.

Ok ok, I'm leaving the floor open to you all..This note is not directed to Jusus Da Bridge and Deja Vu. The rest of you annoying promoters, I can't call it. You probably need to think of a better way to get your events poppin'. I could always forget someone in that list but my advice to you is NOT to defend yourself on this note...I will fry the living hell out of you, specifically and publicly and chances are, people will agree...I ain't playin and this is my warning. Take it with salt and move on.

LX is officially done with promoter rants....PLEASE ...SPEAK YOUR MIND! DONT HOLD BACK this is the time for them to see that they suck and its not just me that feels this way!!!!

aannnnd GO!

Why I think you don't have a Man...

This note is purely my own thoughts and therefore holds no damn for anyone who is offended-I just kinda wanted you to see it, laugh, agree…if it does apply to you, remember, it wasn’t intended to apply to anyone specifically- That’s a void in your own life which I am NOT responsible for. Hell, this may even help you lol. This may be harsh to some but I don’t know what to tell you

Feel free to add/argue. This is just me being me lol.

1.If you always have to have the last word: no man wants a girl who is confrontational in EVERYTHING that they do. Believe it or not, men hate arguing with a passion. Most times they just want to “be” and not have to prove their point all the time. It’s maddening. In other words, if the argument yields no resolution other than you being cheap and trying to satiate your own childishness…try STFU sometimes. You may find out the fight isn’t worth it.

2.A lot of you have it ass-backwards. More than twice, I’ve heard females say “what’s the point of dolling myself up, I don’t have a man so it’s no point” Um…how do I put this. When you go fishing, let me know if you’ve EVER gotten a fish with just a hook. You gotta put bait out to get a fish. Well, it’s better than getting fish with a net and you get a lot of fish at one time…(if I lost you in my metaphors the “net getting all the fish” means dressing like a slut. The bait on the hook means to attract a specific fish….to dumb it down, DRESS LIKE YOU ARE SOMEBODY! Don’t do it for him…fine but don’t complain about guys not being attracted to you…BECAUSE YOUR CHARACTER DOESN’T SHOW IN UNDONE HAIR! Most guys realistically dont think “Hey, she looks like S@*&@!, maybe she has a great character….” NAH. If you want to attract, BE ATTRACTIVE- the rest will come.

3.Be secure. A guy doesn’t want someone who is unsure about everything…get a grip on your life before joining with someone else.

4.Stop thinking about marriage- it’s not our fault you’re about to be 45 and you ain’t get it together, so stop rushing us into something we don’t want to do yet. Take it one day at a time. If it will be…then it will be. That’s a turn off to keep pushing that. It makes you seem psycho the first few days of meeting someone. Yea, I said it. You thought it…but I said it.

5.Stop whining about being single. (this shoulda been #1)

6.Stop talking so much when you first hang with someone. How you gonna KNOW EACH OTHER when he hasn’t even got a word in.

7.OMG OMG OMG. STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR LAST RELATIONSHIP! WE DON’T-----CARE! …this train stops here Thanks…let me off.

8.Don’t give it up the first night. Although I am all in for getting some….it makes men think. “if It was this easy…then how many did she…how easy is it to…” If you want a fling, fine. Get tested. If you want a man…no…get adjusted. Otherwise, they will eff you then it’s like…eff you. No one wants a easy catch

9.Make us come to you! When you watch discovery channel, what do you see? The tiger be chasin the Gazelle or whatever…it kills it and eats it…don’t seem too desperate. That’s like the Tiger waking up to an already dead gazelle on its door step. The Tiger thinks “WTF?! Sure, I’m hungry…but where did this come from and why is it here and so ready to eat….something’s wrong” Give a man a lil chase to show you have something he wants but 1- don’t give him the run-around 2- don’t just give in.

10.If this applies to you…read 1-9 again.

11.Stop doing what your single friends say -chances are they are in worse shape than you.

12.Stop reading books. Them people single too.

13.Stop acting like you are too proud to do this/that. If that’s the case, then we don’t need you. Therefore, you will go wanting…

14.Everytime you go out, stop expecting him to pay for EVERYTHING. You then may be a considerable “cost” more so than a girl. Treat him for once. He may think that’s how the relationship will be…

15.Stop whining all the time about your personal issues and ALWAYS having something going on. Even it is…you appear to be a drama queen. Don’t make your problems affect how you treat a man. He may care/help but its still not a good look off first impression..

I’ll add more later

Rant: People need to be Accountable.......


SMH at an article I read about a woman bashing men...It's cool to vent but yea, we gotta be accountable for our actions. YOU choose to have sex with that guy and have a baby (Yes, this can happen during sex whether you wanted it or not). There are plenty of bummy guys out there. As an adult you should have the critical thinking not to allow that to happen. Somehow, the world owes you something now because you failed to make a good decision. Be accountable, be smart. F7 your lives, you can't always CTRL+Z....I'm gonna sue McDonalds because I know it makes me fat but I still eat there. Funny...lol ...lets break it down and paint a picture, shall we?

You meet a guy...he's never done really anything big for you. (ie. surprise dates, cook for you... not even all monetary things) ...you're not happy. You tell your friends that (for some reason) then you tell him that....but...you...stay with him 5 more months because things will change. He's a good man, he's gonna change for you.....LOL really? Oh, but he's been to jail 2 times and still doin the same thing. If he isn't changing for himself, what makes you think he's going to change for you? ...you date him 6 more months. Maybe he verbally abuses you...You're still there...chances are, he's in YOUR house because he's tryna get out his momma house...lets skip forward:

You have sex with the guy...sans-condom...now you have a kid on the way...yet, he's still not doing anything that he's supposed to be doing (you know..man stuff?)...is anyone seeing what I'm seeing here? NOW you're mad at THEE world...didn't see THAT coming, did you? Yea, You needed a couple more months, I understand...so now...its revenge time..because YOU are the victim....

You talk trash about him to your friends: (Yea, that helps the situation...now Rashedah tellin everyone your business...)
You won't let him see his child...lol thats if he wants to see him anyway. (Refer to para. 2)
You just bought your tickets for Tyler Perry's "He ain't Sh** 3D" because you want the world to feel YOUR pain
You rant and got rollover angry woman syndrome to every man...
No man is good now...................

Please, men and women...start thinking more. I personally ain't havin sex protected/raw with someone I can't deal with personally. Sex is easy to get.....drama, stds, kids are easier.
-Dudes, stop hittin everything you see. The price of ass is too high. Not the upfront value, its the interest of an impulse buy...don't have sex with someone you don't care about especially if you feel it "depreciates" or something shallow..invest your time in someone you care about. Other wise you just signed up to a 18 year payment plan with 20% interest

...women, stop puttin it on sale because you think no ones coming to your store...all you get is returned damaged goods.....And you want investors? (people to marry you) ...make people want to BUY...

***I'm just sayin.................I kinda don't care who I offend. It needed to be said. I just tagged people to get this into the feed. You don't have to reply nor does it necessarily apply to you....